While I do happen to be a gentleman, it's worth noting that the :qiime2: community takes pride in its diversity!
This is a bit of an odd error which has, fortunately for us, come up on the forum before. Please review the existing discussions (links below). I suspect you will find everything you need there. But if not, don't hesitate to open a new topic with details about how your problem differs from those that have already been solved.